Posts Tagged ‘breakup’

Breaking Up Had Never Been Easier

December 27, 2007

Thanks to you no longer have to put any real thought into the breakup conversation.  It’s as simple as checking the appropriate boxes and an email is generated and ready to be delivered.  There are even clever sign off lines such as “I hope maggots devour your testicles” and “I won’t miss your ugly face” to really go out with a bang.  So head on over, end things in the most painless way possible (for you anyway), and enjoy your new singleness.


Relationship Gone Wrong?

December 1, 2007

Revenge is sweet. But don’t come crying to me when karma comes around and punches you in the face.