Posts Tagged ‘internet’

Write To Yourself In The Future!

January 3, 2008

With FutureMe you can send yourself – or someone else – a letter years into the future!  Just make sure you send it to an email you plan to use for a long time.  Otherwise it’s kind of pointless.  I’ve already sent a bunch to myself reminding me of the things I want to accomplish.  A proverbial kick in the ass, if you will.


Breaking Up Had Never Been Easier

December 27, 2007

Thanks to you no longer have to put any real thought into the breakup conversation.  It’s as simple as checking the appropriate boxes and an email is generated and ready to be delivered.  There are even clever sign off lines such as “I hope maggots devour your testicles” and “I won’t miss your ugly face” to really go out with a bang.  So head on over, end things in the most painless way possible (for you anyway), and enjoy your new singleness.

A New Thing For Me

December 1, 2007

Blogging. Why have I not gotten into this sooner? I’m opinionated and sassy and loud. I love the internet. I like things that are idiot-proof and user-friendly, as most blog sites are. I honestly can’t think of a good reason that it has taken me this long to jump on the bandwagon. But for now, here are a list of reasons that blogs are rocking these days:

    1. You can earn a living by forcing your opinions on other people.
    2. Dooce.
    3. Hot girls preying on geeks is now deemed acceptable.
    4. It’s super easy – and free – to make yours look professional.
    5. Happy hour isn’t the only reason to look forward to Fridays.

I’m new at this, but I hope that I’ll really get into it and that YOU will get into ME so that I’ll have a reason to pay WordPress the 15 bucks to allow CSS editing and make it look all pretty. Until then, the generic blue template stands.

*Update* I just realized that you CAN actually edit the template. Wow, way to be observational. I told you I’m new at this. Would this be a bad time to mention that I’m a WEB DESIGNER???

*Update #2*  IIIIIIII’mmmmmm duuuuuumb.  CSS editing allowed for the themes when you pay.  I think I should go read the FAQ…